Ask it about Dubai villas, in Arabic or English.

Prices come from Dubai Land Department sales. A viewing is only booked after you say yes. Anything about your own home goes to a human.

Josh's AI conciergelive · replies take 5–10 s

20 messages a day · no name or number needed

Where this chat is

Openthe agent answers

Helda slot waits for your yes

BookedJosh meets you there

With Josha human took over

Four tools, four stops

Prices from a monthly DLD export: AED per sq ft, deals, trend. Fewer than 10 deals and it refuses to quote.
Listings are synthetic. No owner, no phone, no real home.
Viewings are held first, booked only on an explicit yes.
Hand-off to Josh on valuations, contracts, complaints, or when you ask for a human.

Under the hood

Each turn runs claude -p on a Mac in Dubai through a Cloudflare Worker, with the tools as a tiny MCP server. Every turn's latency, cost and tool calls land in the control room. 300 labelled eval cases, failures public.